Toilet Seats?

Enough with the toilet seats! Okay men, join in with me now. First it was our mother and sisters while we were growing up, then your girlfriend. Now, the missus. Enough already! All we men hear is, “Put the seat down when you are done!”, “Put the seat down when you are done!” It is time for a revolution, guys. They always want us to lower the seat when finished. Did they ever think to leave the seat up when they were finished? It will drain dry easier, not to mention it’s already up then for frequent cleaning. Of course not! They scream for equal rights, equal employment, equal wages and then complain if we don’t open the car door or hold the door open for them at the local restaurant.

It’s time to make up your mind, women! Do you want to be treated as a lady, or as an equal? You can’t have it both ways. As an equal, you can open your own car door, open the door at the restaurant and yes, even go “dutch treat” on the bill itself! If you want to be treated as a lady, escorted by the arm, light your cigarettes, pick up the bill and open and hold all the doors for you then we will agree to all this with one contingency. You must act like a lady! Wearing pants down to your thighs with boxers showing like some guy, troweling on multiple layers of Max Factor, Maybelline or Cover Girl so thick that it “cracks” when you smile, then dowsing yourself in cheap cologne knock-offs, does not make you a lady.

Try wearing a dress once in a while, cut back on the make-up and learn to walk like a lady. Then maybe we’ll shave more often and treat you as a lady like you deserve! I guess we are from an older generation that was raised to show and treat a lady with respect. Of course, that’s when women acted as ladies and behaved accordingly. “Ladies and gentlemen”. Maybe they too are a dying breed in these modern times. Where it’s every man, or woman, for themselves! What do you think? Drop me a comment.



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